Bos yang amat bijak.... ekekekeke...

This is a story of a young, "bright" gentleman who has been asked to replace his boss in a very well-known company. The workers there seem to have a little bit problem: lazy and always careless. Therefore, this young boss-wannabe wanna give them a lesson. So, if he sees anybody loitering around not doing any work, he will fire the person on the spot.

Within a minute, this intelligent gentleman saw a worker who just doing nothing so he shouted at the worker, "Hey you, bloodyful". His shouting was loud enuff to make everybody in the office noticed the chaotic situation. "How much is ur salary?", the gentleman asked. "Rm800", the worker answer back.

The young boss-wannabe then said, "Take this RM800 and get lost from this office, u fool!This place is not for the lazybone like u". The worker took the money and left. The young gentleman looked around the office to make sure that everyone in the office saw and understood the situation. There are satisfaction showed in his face. But before he entered his room, he asked one of the worker nearby, "that guy work in which department?" Then the worker answered, " owh, he just came here to deliver the pizza, not a worker here."

Mr Song LiLe

Here is a new scam from Mr. Song LiLe - his email is attached below and if you respond, he’ll give you a load of dung and ask for personal information.

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My name is Mr. Song Lile, I am the credit officer
in Hang Seng Bank, Hong Kong. I have a business
proposal in the tune of $19.5m to be transferred
to an offshore account with your assistance.

After the successful transfer, we shall share in
ratio of 30% for you and 70% for me. Should you be
interested, please respond to my letter immediately,
so we can commence all arrangements and I will give
you more information on the project and how we would
handle it. Please treat this business with utmost
confidentiality.

You can contact me on my private email:
( songlilecontact@yahoo.com.hk) and send me the
following information for documentation purpose:
(1)Full names:
(2)private phone number:
(3)current residential address:
(4)Occupation:
(5)Age and Sex:
I look forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Lile.